2026 Season

Five Guys NFL Dinner Challenge

The Rules

Five players. Five bets. One very expensive dinner.

The Dinner Bet

Each player owns one team. The player whose team has the worst outcome pays for the group victory dinner.

  • A team that misses the playoffs with the worst regular-season record finishes last.
  • If all five teams make the playoffs, the first team to lose a playoff game finishes last.
  • If more than one team loses in the same playoff round, that's a tie.
  • Before the bracket is set, the board ranks teams by record as a live projection.

Payout: last place pays 75% of the bill. Fourth place (second-worst outcome by the same logic) pays 25%. Ties split the bill evenly within their place.

  • Rams logoJosh— Rams
  • Bills logoNimesh— Bills
  • Ravens logoThe Dazzler— Ravens
  • Seahawks logoTodd— Seahawks
  • Chargers logoTyler— Chargers

The Four Prop Bets

$100 per player per category, based on regular-season totals only. The winner of each category collects $100 from each of the other four players — $400 per category won. The most anyone can lose across all four props is $400. Ties split the pot.

Best Offense · Most points scored

  • Bears logoJosh— Bears
  • Cowboys logoNimesh— Cowboys
  • Jaguars logoThe Dazzler— Jaguars
  • Lions logoTodd— Lions
  • Patriots logoTyler— Patriots

Worst Offense · Fewest points scored

  • Titans logoJosh— Titans
  • Dolphins logoNimesh— Dolphins
  • Raiders logoThe Dazzler— Raiders
  • Browns logoTodd— Browns
  • Giants logoTyler— Giants

Best Defense · Fewest points allowed

  • 49ers logoJosh— 49ers
  • Steelers logoNimesh— Steelers
  • Eagles logoThe Dazzler— Eagles
  • Texans logoTodd— Texans
  • Broncos logoTyler— Broncos

Worst Defense · Most points allowed

  • Panthers logoJosh— Panthers
  • Jets logoNimesh— Jets
  • Cardinals logoThe Dazzler— Cardinals
  • Bengals logoTodd— Bengals
  • Commanders logoTyler— Commanders

Selection Order (Snake Draft)

The dinner round order was 1. Josh, 2. Nimesh, 3. The Dazzler, 4. Todd, 5. Tyler. The order reverses every round after that, and each round only picks from teams not already taken.

  1. Round 1 — Dinner teams: Josh → Nimesh → The Dazzler → Todd → Tyler
  2. Round 2 — Best Offense: Tyler → Todd → The Dazzler → Nimesh → Josh
  3. Round 3 — Worst Offense: Josh → Nimesh → The Dazzler → Todd → Tyler
  4. Round 4 — Best Defense: Tyler → Todd → The Dazzler → Nimesh → Josh
  5. Round 5 — Worst Defense: Josh → Nimesh → The Dazzler → Todd → Tyler

Data & Updates

Preseason games don't count.

Every stat on this board — win-loss records, points scored, and points allowed — comes from regular-season games only, plus playoff results for the dinner bet ranking.

Every number on this site is pulled automatically from live 2026 NFL data and cached for about an hour. Nothing is entered by hand. If the live feed hiccups, the site shows the most recent cached numbers instead of an error. Weekly snapshots power the biggest riser/faller callouts.