
Tyler 🍽️
Lowest projected win total of the five (Chargers, 9.5 wins). Start saving now.
Also: Todd and The Dazzler each own 2 of the 4 prop bets. Insufferable already.
Net through week 0
Preseason Favorites — per Vegas
No regular-season games played yet. Live standings take over automatically once week 1 stats exist.
The Dinner Bet
Worst team buys the group dinner
- 1

Josh
Rams · 11.5 projected wins
11.5—Safe - 1

The Dazzler
Ravens · 11.5 projected wins
11.5—Safe - 3

Nimesh
Bills · 10.5 projected wins
10.5— - 3

Todd
Seahawks · 10.5 projected wins
10.5— - 5

Tyler
Chargers · 9.5 wins — buying dinner
9.5—Pays
Best Offense
Most points scored
- 1

Todd
Lions · 25.9 proj. ppg
25.9—Win - 2

Nimesh
Cowboys · 25.4 proj. ppg
25.4— - 3

Josh
Bears · 24.4 proj. ppg
24.4— - 4

Tyler
Patriots · 23.6 proj. ppg
23.6— - 5

The Dazzler
Jaguars · 23.2 proj. ppg
23.2—Last
Worst Offense
Fewest points scored
- 1

Todd
Browns · lowest proj. offense in the NFL
17.9—Win - 2

Nimesh
Dolphins · 18.6 proj. ppg
18.6— - 3

The Dazzler
Raiders · 18.8 proj. ppg
18.8— - 4

Josh
Titans · 20.0 proj. ppg
20.0— - 5

Tyler
Giants · 21.8 proj. ppg
21.8—Last
Best Defense
Fewest points allowed
- 1

The Dazzler
Eagles · 19.4 proj. points allowed / game
19.4—Win - 2

Tyler
Broncos · 19.9 proj. points allowed / game
19.9— - 3

Todd
Texans · 20.0 proj. points allowed / game
20.0— - 4

Nimesh
Steelers · 20.7 proj. points allowed / game
20.7— - 5

Josh
49ers · 23.0 proj. points allowed / game
23.0—Last
Worst Defense
Most points allowed
- 1

The Dazzler
Cardinals · 28.7 proj. points allowed / game
28.7—Win - 2

Tyler
Commanders · 25.4 proj. points allowed / game
25.4— - 3

Nimesh
Jets · 24.5 proj. points allowed / game
24.5— - 4

Josh
Panthers · 22.2 proj. points allowed / game
22.2— - 5

Todd
Bengals · 21.5 proj. points allowed / game
21.5—Last
Last updated Sep 3, 2026, 4:18 PM