Preseason Favorite To Buy Dinner 🍽️

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Tyler 🍽️

Lowest projected win total of the five (Chargers, 9.5 wins). Start saving now.

Also: Todd and The Dazzler each own 2 of the 4 prop bets. Insufferable already.

Net through week 0

Josh $0Nimesh $0The Dazzler $0Todd $0Tyler $0
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Preseason Favorites — per Vegas

No regular-season games played yet. Live standings take over automatically once week 1 stats exist.

The Dinner Bet

Worst team buys the group dinner

Vegas Win Total
  • 1Rams logo

    Josh

    Rams · 11.5 projected wins

    11.5
    Safe
  • 1Ravens logo

    The Dazzler

    Ravens · 11.5 projected wins

    11.5
    Safe
  • 3Bills logo

    Nimesh

    Bills · 10.5 projected wins

    10.5
  • 3Seahawks logo

    Todd

    Seahawks · 10.5 projected wins

    10.5
  • 5Chargers logo

    Tyler

    Chargers · 9.5 wins — buying dinner

    9.5
    Pays

Best Offense

Most points scored

Proj. PPG
  • 1Lions logo

    Todd

    Lions · 25.9 proj. ppg

    25.9
    Win
  • 2Cowboys logo

    Nimesh

    Cowboys · 25.4 proj. ppg

    25.4
  • 3Bears logo

    Josh

    Bears · 24.4 proj. ppg

    24.4
  • 4Patriots logo

    Tyler

    Patriots · 23.6 proj. ppg

    23.6
  • 5Jaguars logo

    The Dazzler

    Jaguars · 23.2 proj. ppg

    23.2
    Last

Worst Offense

Fewest points scored

Proj. PPG
  • 1Browns logo

    Todd

    Browns · lowest proj. offense in the NFL

    17.9
    Win
  • 2Dolphins logo

    Nimesh

    Dolphins · 18.6 proj. ppg

    18.6
  • 3Raiders logo

    The Dazzler

    Raiders · 18.8 proj. ppg

    18.8
  • 4Titans logo

    Josh

    Titans · 20.0 proj. ppg

    20.0
  • 5Giants logo

    Tyler

    Giants · 21.8 proj. ppg

    21.8
    Last

Best Defense

Fewest points allowed

Proj. PA / game
  • 1Eagles logo

    The Dazzler

    Eagles · 19.4 proj. points allowed / game

    19.4
    Win
  • 2Broncos logo

    Tyler

    Broncos · 19.9 proj. points allowed / game

    19.9
  • 3Texans logo

    Todd

    Texans · 20.0 proj. points allowed / game

    20.0
  • 4Steelers logo

    Nimesh

    Steelers · 20.7 proj. points allowed / game

    20.7
  • 549ers logo

    Josh

    49ers · 23.0 proj. points allowed / game

    23.0
    Last

Projected points allowed derived from Vegas win totals and implied team totals.

Worst Defense

Most points allowed

Proj. PA / game
  • 1Cardinals logo

    The Dazzler

    Cardinals · 28.7 proj. points allowed / game

    28.7
    Win
  • 2Commanders logo

    Tyler

    Commanders · 25.4 proj. points allowed / game

    25.4
  • 3Jets logo

    Nimesh

    Jets · 24.5 proj. points allowed / game

    24.5
  • 4Panthers logo

    Josh

    Panthers · 22.2 proj. points allowed / game

    22.2
  • 5Bengals logo

    Todd

    Bengals · 21.5 proj. points allowed / game

    21.5
    Last

Projected points allowed derived from Vegas win totals and implied team totals.

Last updated Sep 3, 2026, 4:18 PM